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“Sorry Jarvis. That’s how you prove the M&M’s don’t melt in your hand. I’m afraid this will require a cavity search. Spread your cheeks! No dummkopf don’t get up!”
I imagine only a rich kid can find full-size Tootsie Rolls. I haven’t seen one for years. Or could he be counting those little bitty ones? I guess probably so.
C over 3 years ago
Leprechauns
Frankie5466 over 3 years ago
Ooooh i hope it was Fleshy! It’s so entertaining when he torments Sedgwick lol
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
“Sorry Jarvis. That’s how you prove the M&M’s don’t melt in your hand. I’m afraid this will require a cavity search. Spread your cheeks! No dummkopf don’t get up!”
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No one believes you, Jarvis!
e.groves over 3 years ago
Round up all the staff.
andaxxwilliams over 3 years ago
That is an insulting accusation. A Gentleman’s Man does not steal.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Check the security cameras. He needs biorecognition locks and an alarm that goes off unconditionally every time the door is opened.
FassEddie over 3 years ago
Does anybody past the age of eight eat Tootsie Rolls? Yuk.
ckeller over 3 years ago
The Sedgewick Mutiny!
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
I imagine only a rich kid can find full-size Tootsie Rolls. I haven’t seen one for years. Or could he be counting those little bitty ones? I guess probably so.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mice.
Dumb Smarto over 3 years ago
Sure…
Darth Nefarius over 3 years ago
Cat burglar/safe cracker!!!!!
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
Its the butler not Jarvis.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
I feel like that padlock would make the location of the secret vault way too obvious. “Gee, this painting is sticking out from the wall…”
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
How would Jarvis have a key and combination?
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Only Sleepwalking Sedgie himself could have penetrated all that security to get into the Candy Vault! He’s been sleepeating Tootsie Rolls!
Jarvis is innocent, I tell you!