Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2021

Leprechauns

Ooooh i hope it was Fleshy! It’s so entertaining when he torments Sedgwick lol

“Sorry Jarvis. That’s how you prove the M&M’s don’t melt in your hand. I’m afraid this will require a cavity search. Spread your cheeks! No dummkopf don’t get up!”

No one believes you, Jarvis!

Round up all the staff.

That is an insulting accusation. A Gentleman’s Man does not steal.

Check the security cameras. He needs biorecognition locks and an alarm that goes off unconditionally every time the door is opened.

Does anybody past the age of eight eat Tootsie Rolls? Yuk.

The Sedgewick Mutiny!

I imagine only a rich kid can find full-size Tootsie Rolls. I haven’t seen one for years. Or could he be counting those little bitty ones? I guess probably so.

Mice.

Sure…

Cat burglar/safe cracker!!!!!

Its the butler not Jarvis.

I feel like that padlock would make the location of the secret vault way too obvious. “Gee, this painting is sticking out from the wall…”

How would Jarvis have a key and combination?

Only Sleepwalking Sedgie himself could have penetrated all that security to get into the Candy Vault! He’s been sleepeating Tootsie Rolls!

Jarvis is innocent, I tell you!