FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 24, 2021

Harsh.

Nutritious but gassy foods. You may hear some other noises from the audience.

Bad Andy

I didn’t think cauliflower was considered nutritious anymore.

Hey crickets are good, covered dark chocolate and hazelnuts sprinkled on them.

You have to be a genius to come up with this stuff. I miss good stories like this.

Waiting for the Waltz of the Tofu …

Piccolos now, tubas later

This I believe was published back in 1999. The self-appointed nutrition police are likely worse now.

she could have at least picked healthy foods that actually taste good, like, y’know, fruits? I mean, she’s the PLUM fairy, not the legume fairy

Barf…….

Sounds more like a horror ballet, if you ask me …