In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 02, 2021

But it’s Ted’s shot next.

And ya gotta hate that guy that’s always shouting, “In the hole!”

Oy

Ted talks.

I’m for the customized sign. There really are some “Teds” out there that haven’t gotten the message quite right

Achoo!

Not me. My name’s Theodore.

I prefer the Caddyshack way , miss. Miss, miss…../s

What I always wanted to see was the crowd behind the visitors’ hoop at a basketball game — whooping, hollering, baring boobs, waving hands and pool noodles, etc. as an opponent lined up a free throw — transferred to a golf green while a golfer lined up a putt.

BABA BOOEY!

So, when a guy is trying to hit a ball that is staying perfectly still you have to be quiet. But if a guy is trying to hit a ball that’s coming at him at 90 mph, it’s OK to yell all you want.

Shouldn’t that sign say “That means you, Donald”? Known cheater.

Guess which one is Ted? <3

Poor little golfers, and tennis brats.The whole universe must be completely silent while they play the games they’re sssooooo expert at.Mustn’t frighten the little darlings