Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 31, 2021

My Casper. What big feet you have.

Casper had a far greater “rounded” appearance…

My favourite holiday after Thanksgiving and before Christmas

Something so frightened Casper that his sheet went flying, leaving him scared sheetless.

Scottish ghosts don’t like Halloween. All the ladies want to see what’s under their sheets.

He didn’t have a ghost of a chance….

Where am I going? To talk to your ex girlfriend….that’s where! Things have become transparent all of a sudden ….

Never cared for the Casper cartoons, especially in the early years… much too maudlin.

HIPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Even Wendi is ghosting him.

GHOST HUNTER TO HOME OWNER: I can tell from the skinny jeans that this spirit choked to death on his low fat no foam mocha latte. I believe we can lure him from your home to the Starbux down the street.

HOMEOWNER: OH, THANK YOU! I can’t take another night of him moaning Arcade Fire songs.

GHOST HUNTER: Ooh. He must be an old ghost.

I’m pretty certain Casper doesn’t have multiple restraining orders against him.

“Wait, kids! I’ve got candy, and I’ll give you ride in my plain white van … Kids? " ~ ;)

Where am I going? To renew the restraining order against you!

Makes me think of that Christopher Walken routine by Kevin Pollack, “Hi kids…….trick or treat. I’ve got a pack of Pall Malls for whoever can guess what I’ve got hidden under my house. Wait…..comeback…”. To paraphrase.

“I have cookies !!!”

She got a protection order and restrainer order this crazed fool.

Time to listen to Orson Welles presenting the Mercury Theatre’s radio program War of the Worlds. Folks in Grovers Mill, New Jersey are still waiting for the space aliens. Since Sunday, October 30,1938.