Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 06, 2021

Anxiety free? Is that even a thing? You thought “boomer” was about baby booms? We were the first generation raised with self inflicted global nuclear annihilation as an alternative to Biblical Armageddon coming any minute now. We remember when “millennials” were people who believed the end was coming in 2000 (or 2012, pick a calendar, binary resets at 2048). Stress? meh

16 minutes without the dress could cause a little anxiety, if she was outside

Anyone who saw her would be anxious at the least, probably pretty disturbed

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Of course if Agnes got a new dress she’d have to get matching shoes

She had a tough day. I barely had two minutes of anxiety and I used the table saw.

Ohhh, so she took a short nap, then… ☺

No, no. Not this dress, this tress. Although I don’t know that I’d really describe that unruly strand of hair in front as a tress.

Agnes: "Okay, let’s start this conversation over . . . "

It’s possible that Trout has anxiety, maybe she just doesn’t know the word.

As the song by Bobby McFerrin goes.. “don’t worry, be happy”

Not a pretty image!!

Bad wordplay week all of a sudden?