1 and Done by Eric Scott for October 25, 2021

The early male “Rockettes on Sand!”

What’s next? The Ice Crusades?

Interesting thought. Instead of the Red Sea parting, it could have frozen over and then melted as the pursuing Egyptian army crossed.

This is a slippery slope

Interesting given that Disney’s Ice show this year will focus on The Mandalorian. “Baby Yoda on Ice!!!!”

Archeologists don’t discover thousands of rusted skate blades under ancient sea floor! Found next to the huge trove of chariot parts and weapons already not discovered. Harry Potter claims credit for vanishing.

He was a good skate.

Hey! Get that Zamboni out of our way.

I was gonna make a fortune staging Hans Brinker on Ice. Turned out it had been done.

What would be the bigger miracle? The parting of the Red Sea or the freezing of the Red Sea?

Yeah, they get a lot of ice in Egypt/Libya.

The Musical

Say it fast and Moses Freezes people.

exodicecapades!