The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for November 12, 2021

My beer usually just says, “Take me to the men’s room!”

If you’re hoppy and you know it, then you really ought to show it. If you’re hoppy and you know it, make a pass.

And you’re both about to be on the same floor.

Except that the beer usually had a head on it.

Beer speaks. People mumble.

Case in point, Mel Gibson’s 2006 drunk traffic stop. Nuff said.

His beer appears to throw it’s voice.

Run away, before he swaddles you in luxury.

It’s a matter of blood alcohol level maintenance.