Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 09, 2021

Great!! All we need is a Scotsman to blow her brains out.

Oh, the Scottish humanity!

Not a protected species (except maybe in Scotland).

The tartan of the clan MacMuffin.

What ever you do, don’t give her a hug.

Best use of a bagpipe ever!

Someone’s just made Peta’s Most Wanted list!

I would suggest not wearing that outfit on a windy day…

Scottish Alien Xenomorph?

Sorry, Broomie. That will not make you skinny.

Unfortunately, she also just made a life-long enemy of one Archibald McTavish… ☺

Oh, Broom Hilda!!!

Does she squawk when she moves???

Now you’re in character, as a big windbag.

Fashion’s loss is music’s gain.

Perhaps for the first time in her life, she’ll be able to move with Amazing Grace.

Ay – yea did!

Just so it was only the bagpipes and not the kilt of the piper.

Eww! I hope you put it down humanely, Broom-Hilda!

Sniff. Farewell, sweet bagpipe; I for one loved your sound! (But you do make a handsome, colorful dress for the little green witch….)