bacon by Lonnie Millsap for November 01, 2021

They haven’t had sex for a year, Eva would have made him change the leaf and do a serious washing of the part.

Leaf it to beaver?

And God created showers

Nobody told him to lift to pee.

He shouldn’t have worn it on his butt last night

Maybe mint would have been a better choice than oregano.

Well, you certainly have enough changes of underwear around.

I knew it, the ‘the smell test’ was there at the beginning.

Can you imagine hers

She has the sense to change hers.

Adam looks like a 1950’s beatnik.

It’s definitely time to turn over a NEW leaf!