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Once war was honest; we want your stuff. Whoever can haul off the most stuff wins. Use some to hire others to help you haul stuff. Haul off a wide hipped wench to breed many sons to help haul stuff. Now you’re king.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Followed very shortly by the advent of assassination.
Doug K about 3 years ago
He had the most mud? Does that mean he had the most dirt on everyone else?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Depends – is the prehistoric media on your side? If so – you win.
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
Makes as much sense as any hierarchical society. Or many elections.
Tails of the string theory about 3 years ago
I would say no. Accumulation of anything is what society considers worth. I have (more) so I’m better and have more power. Gold, Money, Mud.
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
Kill that fool immediately- make him eat all his mud.
Daeder about 3 years ago
How conservatism was invented.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 3 years ago
Once war was honest; we want your stuff. Whoever can haul off the most stuff wins. Use some to hire others to help you haul stuff. Haul off a wide hipped wench to breed many sons to help haul stuff. Now you’re king.
MissyTiger Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, I could tell that he was the king because he’s the only one who hasn’t got $hit all over him.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Charlie?