The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 09, 2021

he was shaken that she was not stirred by his approach!

“Somebody in this bar was shot!”

“Everybody in the bar has had a shot, Einstein.”

Throw in some lime and Cointreau and you’ve got yourself a deal.

LeCarré them over to the booth

Something odd about that lapel collar.

- Tell me, lady, didn’t I see you here yesterday?

- Not if I did my job right

Did Pastis stop by for a visit Scott?

More than the shameless pun, which I love, it’s the drawing and the subtitle.

Don´t tequila make her clothes fall off?

Is the Bars name T.W.E.P. ?

She was drafted by Mi5, Michelob Light, Ultra, Amber, Pure Gold, and Beer.

Never mind the double agent talk….just pour and shut up!

♪ “It’s another tequila sunrise….” ♪

She quickly scotched his attempted pick up.

He’d better rum while he has the chance.

Bartender hates it when Mr. and Mrs. Smith come in.

Oh bourbon!

There’s a man who leads a life of dangerTo everyone he meets he stays a strangerOh, with every move he makes another chance he takesThe odds are he won’t live to see tomorrowSecret Agent ManSecret Agent ManThey’ve given you a number and oh, they’ve taken ‘way your nameBeware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindOh, be careful what you say,Or you will give yourself awayOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrowSecret agent manSecret agent manThey’ve given you a number I know they’ve taken ‘way your nameStanding on the Riviera one dayThen layin’ in this Bombay alley next dayOh, don’t you let the wrong words slip,While kissing persuasive lipsOdds are you won’t live to see tomorrowSecret Agent ManSecret Agent manThey’ve given you a numberOh, they’ve taken ’way your nameSecret Agent man

just noticed how much the bartender looks likes the bartender from the “real life” Dick’s Last Resort… https://dickslastresort.com/

“I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year, and so are the mangoes.” (wink, wink)

Tequila for everyone.