The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2021

It could’ve been worse. He could’ve ended up as ketchup on McDonalds fries.

let’s hope they ketchup with the perp!

Artie choked.

mmm, just need crackers n hot sauce

Wouldn’t it be more of the juicy details?

They have a reliable sauce for the story.

those investigators clearly had a bisqueral feeling that something was awry

You say gaz-pa-cho, I say gaz-pay-cho.

Another Nightshade serial chiller case.

Puree terror.

A pure(e) and simple blend of victims.

There was wide disagreement here: Some investigators thought it was a terrible crime to be left like this. Others thought it was pretty cool (even refreshing). And for some it left a bad taste in their mouths.

They thought being gazpacho would make them souper.

That’s just cold.

Every hour unsolved, brings us closer to another cold case.

I can’t remember the joke, but the punch line was “Artie chokes three for a dollar.”

Look in the hot sauce… everyone loves a spicy story!

Mommy, where does tomato puree come from?

Must be a gang of killer tomatoes.

Good for new for “catsuping” with the news

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Bob the Tomato got a new job after Veggie Tales folded. Larry the Cucumber is a grip working the camera.

You say Gazpacho I say Gazpacho let’s call the whole thing off

It gets worse. In the basement the police discovered several new mason jars and lids with a stack of labels nearby which read: “Marinara”

Artie wanted to get into the mob, so he agreed to do a double hit for a buck. Headline the next day —"Artie chokes 2 for a dollar at the Safeway.

the investigators hope the trail doesn’t go cold…

Mush was found in another room.

crackers and bottle hot sauce to rid the evidence