Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 20, 2021

Uh…

Maybe a week, maybe never.

When your agent calls to book you on Oprah.

Wow, looks like he’s actually wearing a dress shirt and jacket!!!

Depends on how many turnip fans hear of it.

I remember an editor once said to me that about one in 100,000 submissions ever gets published, and one in 100,000 of those ever makes noticeable money, and one in 10,000 of those ever becomes a major hit. I can’t vouch for the numbers, but I get the point. Most books end up getting remaindered.

Off topic here, but I haven’t seen those candles with the netting around them for years! I guess I haven’t been going to the fanciest, shmanciest places to eat. LOL

She wants to know when it will be a best seller…..when people start buying it!

Wait a minute. What’s with the wiggly edge framing them? Is that a dream/thought bubble? Is this all a dream?

Unexplored waters love. “Here there be monsters.”

“Don’t know. I’ve never even had a seller.”

Well it’s nice to see Adam drinking a beer, I hope it is an IPA.

Better question: when will it be in the bargain section of Barnes and Noble?

Only time will tell. However, Christmas is just around the corner……

People usually start buying a book before it comes out.

If the storyline continues next week, I predict the book is a hit

On the other hand, it could be months before it’s even mentioned again

Adam has no experience in that area.

Let’s see – your book has already been released but your publisher never bothered to schedule you for any promotion events. Don’t count on any sales.

Your publisher will tell you. Meanwhile it’s time for you to start marketing too.

Posthumously?