Thatababy by Paul Trap for November 15, 2021

You had been warned, madam.

What’s really bad is the pineapple cans with the pull tabs that don’t pull all the way off. Then you risk cutting yourself.

Expired product from the dollar store?

I don’t think the picture on the can is supposed to be black… 7/10

Hate it when that happens.

Product Placement?

Snerks…. don’t shake the can

I’ve often wondered what carbonated spaghettios would taste like.

If the can is bloated and this happens: botulism

Still not out of danger. Notice the metal can lid still partially attached?

That’s why I never use the pull tab. A can opener works just fine, especially the ones that cut the rim from the side, leaving no sharp edges on lid or can.

There’s a gadget which can be used to open cans slowly – instead of suddenly (which sprays you with the contents). I got it because I was having trouble opening the pulltab cans at all. Works great.