Close to Home by John McPherson for November 20, 2021

Run Bleeb. That car is crumbling around you.

Yeah, move Bleeb!!

Nothing a little duct tape and baling wire can’t fix.

Jack was in a bad mood___

The Kenosha Kid

and the warranty was probably up…yesterday…

Get indoors immediately. Cold that severe will cause major injury, and worse, to humans very quickly.

Or was it done by Killer Frost?

Winter’s coming.

That’s what I call a cold snap!

Why wasn’t the car in the garage??

Another reason I haven’t moved back to Montana.

Looks more like it mighta been a blue-ice-from-an-airplane-lavatory incident.

We have a horse chestnut tree. This year, mild frost didn’t do anything to it, not even change the leaf color. One night, we had -8°C. Next morning, absolutely no breeze whatever, the leaves just dropped straight down. Within an hour, it was completely bare.

Next, he’ll discover there’s been a hoot-owl howling by his window now.. for six nights in a row!

Definitely not an all wheel drive vehicle…..

Well, in fairness – he was told to never pour boiling water on an ice covered windshield…

He’ll never say another word about his wife’s driving…

Um, no Bleeb. This is NOT the Ice Capades!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Better than Killer Frost. She’s a tough cookie

Dang!!!