Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 07, 2021

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Flower Apprentice The Menace

    aka Dennis

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    Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago

    For THAT, I’m sure you were handcuffed and had to listen to Baby Shark on repeat.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/nov/05/oklahoma-county-jail-baby-shark-torture-tactics-lawsuit

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those flower pots were dirty rats and had it coming.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She left out hear no evil and speak no evil.

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    He’ll be ‘way’ feared in the jail house.

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    Dirt-collared crime.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    I say, ole chap, you’re nothing but a blooming idiot! Now pedal your way back or you’ll be spinning in your grave-y

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    This kid is a lowdown dirt moving varmint

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    gigagrouch  over 3 years ago

    That’s one tough HOA!

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    Radish...   over 3 years ago

    Don’t try to help anyone these days.

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    ransomknotts  over 3 years ago

    Was it one of those flimsy no-coil hoses advertised on TV? If so, those things are pricey. As for the flower pots, they were probably hand-painted by a master flower pot painter. I once dreamed of being a MFPP (Master Flower Pot Painter), but instead I’m a (ABMSS) Apprentice Bath Mat Size Sorter with little change for advancement to MBMSS (Master Bath Mat Size Sorter).

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    flyingflowerpot  over 3 years ago

    Rearranging flower pots is fine—-as long as he didn’t throw any. That’s my thing.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Was this done in broad day light?

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    Sun  over 3 years ago

    Raking leaves could’ve earned you $20.00.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    Seeing a toon character with ALL TEN fingers is a rarity …

    yet disturbing …!

    (count on it)

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    Plods with ...â„¢  over 3 years ago

    … But it’s phunny as all get out.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    F(ool)ing with the decor is a class A felony.

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    I have been and I am still.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Space Police or Cops, will get their collar.

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    True news article in local rag, 1966. Verbatim with fictitious identifiers:

    Mrs. Connie Grindle of 7213 Spring Hill Dr. reported that someone walked off with two geranium pots and dumped them down the street from her home.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    His green thumb was a smash hit w/ band on the run.

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    InquireWithin  over 3 years ago

    You’re going to be on the registry for the rest of your life for that one…

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Live and learn! —That’s where OCD will get you, kid. —There, or with the SFPD as a top Consulting Detective….

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 3 years ago

    True fact: In San Francisco, the district attorney has eliminated the practice of citing or arresting people for urinating in public.

    I.P. Freely finally has a place to call home.

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