Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 31, 2021

That expression on his face. Looks like he’s ready to belch up his food.

Ralph, Keep out of it, please.

Yup, that’s a family restaurant

“No dessert until you’ve finished the rest of your food.”

“Did you wash your hands?”

He may decide not to give her a tip of the monetary kind.

Ah, the famed family restaurant.

I heard about this place but had to see for myself….big mistake!

And take your dirty dished to the dishwasher when you are done.

That’s an old joke.

I always liked broccoli.

I’m sure she’ll be happy to add more grated cheese to the broccoli.

Never eat at a restaurant named, “Mom’s Place”.

Reminds me of my favorite T-shirt … it says:

Drink your beer … there are sober kids in India

( in all reality, Happy New Year …! )

She is right about the wine- he has barely touched his first glass.

Yes, dear.

Ah, Just like momma used to nag.

You’re family? That means there’s no menu. You eat what’s served or go to bed hungry. Might be your breakfast the next morning.