WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 26, 2021

To him: “Now just ‘stay’ there and ‘sit’. I’ll get you some other ‘treat’ in a little bit.”

To herself: “Maybe I’ll let him ‘fetch’ me some more chocolate later.”

If she’s treating YOU like a dog, I’d say SHE’S the bitch.

Dude, why are you even there?

Dude! Aren’t you 1 lucky dawg!

When she says “Good boy” both the dog and the husband are meant. If she ever says “Good boy”.

That’s it. Keep lying on the couch eating chocolate. That fat butt of yours will be up to the ceiling by next Christmas.

Just remember what the first four letters of Hershey’s are.

From the looks of the toon, they have no kids, not a lot of possessions, and not a lot of love, so buddy cut your loses and divorce this creature.

Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy

Eating chocolate is only dangerous for husbands if they’re in the doghouse.

Our dog ate a whole box of chocolates which was gift wrapped under out tree, didn’t have any problem. We did end up taking him to the vet when he got ill after eating a boot and again after munching on a deteriorated deer. We did finally fence the yard after we got the vet bill.

I found out in the 35 years that my recently deceased wife and I were together, that chocolate was dangerous for husbands if you take her special chocolates. I never did take her chocolate again.

I hate to be a buzzkill, but I think this comic is reused from a few years ago .

Oh, trust me. Come between a woman and her chocolate and it is VERY detrimental to your health. And if you do that when she’s in PMS mode, the ramifications are FATAL.

Eat your rice cakes, Milquetoast.

She’s fueled by chocolate and she’s hazardous to her husband’s health. So, technically, yes.