Medusa would turn people to stone, in case you need a hint.
She has music from ELO blaring in the gym…hopefully it is not Perseus on the phone
And don’t forget to tell them that they’ll get rid of all the fat and have buns of steel (or something close to it).
♫ In just seven minutes, I can unmake you a man ♫
Abs, Pecs, and guys you won’t need Viagra when I’m done with you.
“I Turn to Stone, When you are gone, I Turn to Stone, When are You coming Home.” ELO (Your earworm for today).
Gorgon Zola….
“They would tell you if they could.”
Rock Hard abs … and pecs … and glutes … and delts … and quads …
She makes all her clients look chiseled.
ONLY TODAY!! 50 % OFF!
Come quick there ain’t no DYLANing!
’Cause ya know: “EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!”
“I am a Rock, I am an Island” Simon and Garkunkle way back!
if you question her ability she gives you a stony stare…
Not only your abs will be rock hard but your whole body will rock the night away…
She makes men rock-hard…
Training Day Women #12 & 35
They would if they could.
Medusa, Cockatrice, basilisk. Was there once a lot of stone objects that look like people? It seemed the idea of people being turned to stone was a popular one. What inspired it?
“Can you help me lose weight?”
“Ummm…no. You want rock hard muscles, you don’t lose any weight with MY program.”
Before he joined Meddies gym, “The Rock” was only Dwayne Johnson
She should comb her snakes. They look messy.
I hope she gets a large up front fee. It doesn’t look like she’ll get a lot of repeat business.
Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Her competitor is Golds Gym co-founded by the one and only King Midas.
This one’s too stiff.
But her clients keep stiffing her on her fees.
Today’s “9 Chickweed Lane Classics” mentioned “rock hard abs” also.
Okay , I’ve been holding off waiting to hear from Concretionist. This would be his thing.
Ratkin over 2 years ago
Medusa would turn people to stone, in case you need a hint.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
She has music from ELO blaring in the gym…hopefully it is not Perseus on the phone
Bilan over 2 years ago
And don’t forget to tell them that they’ll get rid of all the fat and have buns of steel (or something close to it).
Bilan over 2 years ago
♫ In just seven minutes, I can unmake you a man ♫
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Abs, Pecs, and guys you won’t need Viagra when I’m done with you.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
“I Turn to Stone, When you are gone, I Turn to Stone, When are You coming Home.” ELO (Your earworm for today).
pcolli over 2 years ago
Gorgon Zola….
Doug K over 2 years ago
“They would tell you if they could.”
Doug K over 2 years ago
Rock Hard abs … and pecs … and glutes … and delts … and quads …
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
She makes all her clients look chiseled.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
ONLY TODAY!! 50 % OFF!
Come quick there ain’t no DYLANing!
’Cause ya know: “EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!”
iggyman over 2 years ago
“I am a Rock, I am an Island” Simon and Garkunkle way back!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
if you question her ability she gives you a stony stare…
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Not only your abs will be rock hard but your whole body will rock the night away…
Ryan Maitland Premium Member over 2 years ago
She makes men rock-hard…
mfrasca over 2 years ago
Training Day Women #12 & 35
GentlemanBill over 2 years ago
They would if they could.
DM2860 over 2 years ago
Medusa, Cockatrice, basilisk. Was there once a lot of stone objects that look like people? It seemed the idea of people being turned to stone was a popular one. What inspired it?
Indianapolis Smith over 2 years ago
“Can you help me lose weight?”
“Ummm…no. You want rock hard muscles, you don’t lose any weight with MY program.”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Before he joined Meddies gym, “The Rock” was only Dwayne Johnson
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
She should comb her snakes. They look messy.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hope she gets a large up front fee. It doesn’t look like she’ll get a lot of repeat business.
figrin d'an over 2 years ago
Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin?
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Her competitor is Golds Gym co-founded by the one and only King Midas.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
This one’s too stiff.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
But her clients keep stiffing her on her fees.
Albert Sims Premium Member over 2 years ago
Today’s “9 Chickweed Lane Classics” mentioned “rock hard abs” also.
Herd of Turtles over 2 years ago
Okay , I’ve been holding off waiting to hear from Concretionist. This would be his thing.