Taking ‘capsule hotel’ to extremes, aren’t we?
Wow—this is very different, and also funny. Can’t ask for more!
I always wondered where elves come from.
Gee whiz, I always assumed they were created the old-fashioned way.
They’re like instant Martians — just add water.
Woah!! Glad they don’t have Unions, or Santa would be in deep trouble.
He wasn’t satisfied with the last elf he bought off the shelf.
A bubble gum machine with Santa elves?
This is so wrong on so many levels.
Subordinate Clauses
Elves don’t grow on trees, doncha know?
These aren’t your ordinary Elf’s on a shelf…
So are surplus elves sold as Elf on the Shelf?
Who refills it when it gets low?
Brian Gumball should do an exposure piece on this.
No, do the growing vat with all of them naked and still connected to an umbilical cord.
That’s how most employers think of their workers.
Workers are a dime a dozen.
Children should not be exposed to the sad truths behind the production of their toys until they are beyond Santa Claus.
Wow! Santa has an elf-ball machine!
Where can I get one of those.
…or they are in an arcade game with the claw that comes down…“oh the humanity”
I thought he kept them on a shelf
Well, this explains a lot.
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 over 3 years ago
Taking ‘capsule hotel’ to extremes, aren’t we?
angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow—this is very different, and also funny. Can’t ask for more!
Imagine over 3 years ago
I always wondered where elves come from.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gee whiz, I always assumed they were created the old-fashioned way.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
They’re like instant Martians — just add water.
Courage the Cowardly Dog! over 3 years ago
Woah!! Glad they don’t have Unions, or Santa would be in deep trouble.
Doug K over 3 years ago
He wasn’t satisfied with the last elf he bought off the shelf.
Darryl Heine over 3 years ago
A bubble gum machine with Santa elves?
joegeethree over 3 years ago
This is so wrong on so many levels.
Waittilnxyr over 3 years ago
Subordinate Clauses
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Elves don’t grow on trees, doncha know?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
These aren’t your ordinary Elf’s on a shelf…
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
So are surplus elves sold as Elf on the Shelf?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Who refills it when it gets low?
sobrown51 over 3 years ago
Brian Gumball should do an exposure piece on this.
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, do the growing vat with all of them naked and still connected to an umbilical cord.
davanden over 3 years ago
That’s how most employers think of their workers.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Workers are a dime a dozen.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Children should not be exposed to the sad truths behind the production of their toys until they are beyond Santa Claus.
lawguy05 over 3 years ago
Wow! Santa has an elf-ball machine!
Imagine over 3 years ago
Where can I get one of those.
tee929 over 3 years ago
…or they are in an arcade game with the claw that comes down…“oh the humanity”
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
I thought he kept them on a shelf
over 3 years ago
Well, this explains a lot.