Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2021

Bleeb looks protected from Dalcon in the glass. Not sure however.

There are still Malls left?

Where’s the hole they talk through? How can Santa hear what the children want with no hole near his face?

he sneeze you when your sleeping…etc

Before reading the caption I thought Santa was sitting inside a block of ice.

Let’s hope the situation gets better soon so we can “raise the glass”

Watch it, Dalcon, or you’ll get coal in your stocking.

Hi, Bleeb!

I haven’t seen what they’re doing this year, but last year the local mall had a curved plexiglass shield between Santa and the kids that created the illusion of Santa being in a snowglobe.

Santa is lovin’ it, til he farts…

Malls? Stay away…..

There are less Santas this year.

Still want the hot single mom on my lap though

Clever. I want one of those so I can watch football with the dogs in the house.

Ho Ho Ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtwVgOmPNPE&list=PLmOZ0IVjVCbFsx4keEjhx5PE3CZNwbbrs&index=7

“He sees you… when you’re sleeping!”

“He knows… when you’re awake!”

Christmas song lyrics, or trailer for a scary movie?

That looks like bleeb`s angry wife or girl friend with a rolling pin.

That would imply the mall is open.

Whats his boots doing outside the cube? Is he or the boots anti Vaxxers?

His lap is available for sitting. So his feet need to be outside too.

What will the kids hold on to? Hope its safety glass.

We have The Grove in LA. Not your daddy’s shopping mall. I enjoy hanging out there.