Close to Home by John McPherson for December 01, 2021

Should have thought of that beforehand dude. Poor Bleeb choking on that rocket exhaust.

Ground control to Major Tom…just one more fart and you’re gone. Take the Beano pills and put your gas mask on’

Since it’s all trapped in his spacesuit, seems like he would suffer the worst! When within, he should be banned from removing the suit.

No matter what the NASA kitchen prepares, there will always be the problem with flatulence. Too bad there’s no way you can back up to a small sliding door and let loose into the void!!

“Where No Man Has Gone Before!”….Well, in this case, (watch your step) we’ll make an exception.

In space, no one can hear you fart…

He’s gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do. And a LOT of paperwork.

Where is Bleeb?

Bean there…

For a minute there it looked like the probe had too much chili

Maybe so, maybe not. The chili eater did provide the “gas” coming out the bottom of the ship.

To late there blazing saddles, you have been voted off the island. Look at the bright side, you will be the first corpse on the moon.

Another false start

Standing on the moon

With nothing left to do

A lovely view of heaven

But I’d rather be with you

- Garcia / Hunter

Methane on the moon, too?

A Better punishment would be to have him wear his suit all the time…

“… GREAT! Now I have to pee!”

52 years and counting – and we’re still getting “landing on the moon” jokes.

Too late……

That’s why you shouldn’t put beans in chili.

Well, having eaten the chili, you no doubt have your own reaction-fueled method of reaching lunar orbit again.

On Apollo 10, there were a couple of turds floating around. Back then they had to poop into bags and there were a couple “escapees”.

He’d come in useful in outer space if they run low on fuel