Monty by Jim Meddick for December 08, 2021

That’s a WOPR of a support team just to go sledding, Sedgie. How about a nice game of chess?

I’m wondering where they plugged in the hair dryer.

Maybe he’s a tiny bit spoiled.

Oh the humanity !

The sad thing about this, it happens to Santa all the time, at the North Pole, it’s called frozen toe jam syndrome.

Love that: SNOW HAS ENTERED THE BOOT

I once observed a similar reaction when I said “God bless you” when someone sneezed in a Starbucks…

The first time I took my grandson sledding, he started complaining about his feet hurting. He was wearing cowboy boots and snow had gotten into them and got his socks wet. He got a couple of blisters from it.

What, no quick gulp of cocoa before returning to the action?

Oh for crying out loud! What a wussy.

I figured he wet his pants again.

good thing they didnt over react.

I think they should apply a tourniquet. Somewhere. :)

Battery operated my son! 4 D size my son, 4 D size batteries.

Unfortunately, if the images presented on TV and the queries to advice columnists are anything like the truth, too many children are being raised with, if not exactly this, an equivalent level of unrealistic expectations of their place in reality.

The 1% of the 1%…

Not to worry, Little Fink. Jarvis and team have everything well in hand.

—Really ace reaction-time by Team Jarvis!