Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 26, 2021

I wonder how Phoebe would react to the Hanna-Barbera adaptation of Charlotte’s Web.

It’s a beloved classic nowadays, but EB White hated it because of all the jolly songs.

She already failed to commit to her fear of shoes. Best to pick something unlikely to interfere with you on a regular basis. Like, say, monorails.

Show us the rulebook, Marigold!

Wonder if the Boiling Isles celebrates it.

Considering how unicorns used to be depicted, that fear may actually be justified.

A new fear every year, that’s a new one!

It’s the other way around. You can’t be banned from having a fear but you can be banned from showing it as you cannot cancel thoughts but you can cancel actions.

ACKSHUALEE she can by muting you.

“Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It’s the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folks.” Rubius Hagrid.

Phoebe, you troll. :P

Instinctual fears are understandable, but think about this: When was the last time a spider smooshed a human in a wad of toilet paper?

If you don’t want to fear unicorns, don’t watch “The Cabin in the Woods.”

Wasn’t she once afraid of socks?

i wonder if phoebe got bitten by a spider last year? every one (else?) i know did…