I once saw a documentary where those spider fanatics rose them “cuties” free range in their rooms… Phew! Tell you not a ton of bananas could make me happy if I had to stay there overnight!
Trying to stay topical, but banana jokes are all pretty vulgar, and most of the spider jokes were kiddie’s Halloween jokes. Well, the spider at least makes an appearance in this one.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider…They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How are you doing that?!”.
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole dang forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
I wish I could go back to eating raw bananas, but I’ve been allergic to them since ’82. Also, cantaloupe, honey dew melon, and some early season watermelons.
They can make you happy UNLESS you are allergic. My body gets rid of them – immediately – No thanks. But I still like the taste, allergic since about 2011.
“Whenever you feel low, simply just eat some banana, and you will get the instant mood boost. The fruit contains amino acid, tryptophan, and vitamin B6 that help our brains to produce serotonin or known as the hormone of satisfaction. That’s why, eating banana will instantly make you more relaxed and calm…Not only that, the consumption of this fruit may also help you to avoid depression. Again, it is the magnesium inside the fruit that takes part. In a day, women are suggested to consume at least 320 milligrams of magnesium, and men are suggested to consume at least 420 milligrams of it to prevent depression.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
So eating what fruit can make you sadder?
olmon almost 3 years ago
Anyone who would sit in ice like that for 3hours – on purpose – isn’t an athlete, they’re a moron.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Sitting in ice – maybe he wanted his Scotch “on the rocks”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
I once saw a documentary where those spider fanatics rose them “cuties” free range in their rooms… Phew! Tell you not a ton of bananas could make me happy if I had to stay there overnight!
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Trying to stay topical, but banana jokes are all pretty vulgar, and most of the spider jokes were kiddie’s Halloween jokes. Well, the spider at least makes an appearance in this one.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider…They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How are you doing that?!”.
The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole dang forest who knows how to drive a stick?”
Until next time.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
He should have sat up to his neck in bananas.
Take care, may famed spider whisperer Hirohito “It’s Not Cruel If It’s A Sport” Nagayamord be with you, and gesundheit.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
Do the spiders battle to the death or until one makes the other cry “uncle”?
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wish I could go back to eating raw bananas, but I’ve been allergic to them since ’82. Also, cantaloupe, honey dew melon, and some early season watermelons.
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They can make you happy UNLESS you are allergic. My body gets rid of them – immediately – No thanks. But I still like the taste, allergic since about 2011.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Spider fights? The Japanese version of cock fights???
The Duke almost 3 years ago
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
paulscon almost 3 years ago
I would love to know how they train spiders to fight!!
paulscon almost 3 years ago
Our taxes at work.; Must be a government sponsored test that found out that eating bananas makes you happy. Or, Chiquita sponsored the test??
JoshHere almost 3 years ago
Some people here should eat more bananas
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Funny, but it sucks. A stick!
kaboobs almost 3 years ago
Hope that they are not charging for ice like some restaurants in CA are doing…
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
So what? Eating anything you like the taste of can make you happier.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sounds like Valerjan doesn’t have much of a heating bill during the winter months.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
How were the Japanese able to get the mawashis on the spiders?
genghis.shaman almost 3 years ago
I mean, anything you eat would make you happier if you like it…
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Yes, we have no bananers
But seriously, remember the banana peel hoax in the 70s: Scrape the inside of the peel, wrap it in a zigzag then smoke it.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When Mr Romanoski was asked to sign the Guiness Book of World Record certificate, he replied: “I can’t. Frostbite caused me to lose all my fingers.”
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Whenever you feel low, simply just eat some banana, and you will get the instant mood boost. The fruit contains amino acid, tryptophan, and vitamin B6 that help our brains to produce serotonin or known as the hormone of satisfaction. That’s why, eating banana will instantly make you more relaxed and calm…Not only that, the consumption of this fruit may also help you to avoid depression. Again, it is the magnesium inside the fruit that takes part. In a day, women are suggested to consume at least 320 milligrams of magnesium, and men are suggested to consume at least 420 milligrams of it to prevent depression.”
Source: https://earthbuddies.net/banana-will-make-happy/