Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 29, 2021

Earth, Fire, Water,Air..,

I am uncomfortable with these images of infestation.

A stigma with pollen grains!  Filthy image of flower sex!  Unfortunately, the only thing that pollen arouses in me is a histamine release.

So happy that we have finally moved on from Harvest Gold and Avocado.

Amoeba, amoeba…..otherwise called PAC-MAN glutinous maxi romper chomper thingamabob! EW

It seems to me the sick have even more of a need for valid cookery than the healthy.

Commemorating that great NC-17 classic: “Study of Method and Manipulation.”

More food porn, boom chicka wow!

Never drink a grape juice variation you can’t pronounce.

Coming up with names for colors and/or scents would be an awesome job …! Surely if the color “Goose Turd” green and the scent “Shit Show Infused With Chaos” can make it, then there’s a lot of room for more disapprovement …!

Invalid or invalid? And here I thought a homograph was something entirely different.

On the sixteenth day of Frogsmas, the Resplendent Cartoonist gave to me . .

Sixteen romper chomper thingamabobs

Fifteen twits-a-twirling

Fourteen Captains Spacing, Thirteen Pickles Peeking,

Twelve Squiggly Green Jello Cups, Eleven Headless Music Box Dancers,

Ten Teresas leaping, Nine Annoying Relatives, Eight Cheesy Bread Winning,

Seven yams with sprinkles, Six McMuffin Alignments

. . . Five Golden Tater Tots! . . .

Four Squirrel Jerky, Three Mocking Frogs, Two Mince Pies,

And a Spork Hanging From a Pear Tree.

On the sixteenth day of Frogsmas, the Resplendent Cartoonist gave to me . . .

Sixteen Romper-Chomper Thingamabobs,

Fifteen Twits-A-Twirling, Fourteen Captains Spacing, Thirteen Pickles Peeking,

Twelve Squiggly Green Jello Cups, Eleven Headless Music Box Dancers,

Ten Teresas leaping, Nine Annoying Relatives, Eight Cheesy Bread Winning,

Seven yams with sprinkles, Six McMuffin Alignments

. . . Five Golden Tater Tots! . . .

Four Squirrel Jerky, Three Mocking Frogs, Two Mince Pies,

And a Spork Hanging From a Pear Tree.

Just a little bigotry, the right kind too. Fun.

Is that invuhlid or inVALid?

accurate graphics

Beware, the (shudder) Invalid Cookery is on its way! —Even if disguised in “Modern Colors”!

I’ll just stick with “Classic White Privilege,” thank you (Not Woke—not now, not ever).