“…and now, let’s get a look at local news… a well known department store is now owned by its youngest owner ever.”
“Timmy Johnson of Elmdale, now owns the store after he successfully sued the store for injuries he received when a Lap-Eject™ device (a child ejection system built specifically for mall Santa’s) malfunctioned and face-planted little Timmy onto the concrete floor. When interviewed, the stores newest owner replied: …”
“I nreally nidnt wahnt to thu na snore, but nay hadda be nhaught a lethon!”
Merry Christmas to all. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, Strob, Po’Dawg, LeoJim, theLost Wizard and more. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, and to all our friends who are missing someone special this year.
Need that for grocery checkouts as well. Can’t understand why some customers want to ramble on and on with the cashier about the catheter a nurse put in for them
baddawg1989 over 2 years ago
[W.C. Fields voice] Get away from me, kid, ya bother me…
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
Santa passed away in 1876 either 39 or 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Zebra candy canes…
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
Naughty or Nice…Check out the Girl (lower left) with the black eye. Guessing she was naughty – Getting into a few fights.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Now I only wish for some cushions at my landing plaaaaceee!!!
nosirrom over 2 years ago
NEXT! And make it quick, or else…
pauljmsn over 2 years ago
It better be waterproof as well. I’ve heard stories.
cdward over 2 years ago
Some kids return 7 or 8 times for the ride.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Oy!
Only allow three wishes!
Merry Christmas!!!
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 2 years ago
A take on Graham Norton’s Big Red Chair
wongo over 2 years ago
Lets hope Santa dosen’t put it on upside down ! Ouch !
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
“…and now, let’s get a look at local news… a well known department store is now owned by its youngest owner ever.”
“Timmy Johnson of Elmdale, now owns the store after he successfully sued the store for injuries he received when a Lap-Eject™ device (a child ejection system built specifically for mall Santa’s) malfunctioned and face-planted little Timmy onto the concrete floor. When interviewed, the stores newest owner replied: …”
“I nreally nidnt wahnt to thu na snore, but nay hadda be nhaught a lethon!”
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Sort off the opposite of a Lapplander.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
In my town that’s what Santa’s elves were for.
philwinn over 2 years ago
I needed one of those for my cheating ex-girlfriend!
JoshHere over 2 years ago
That kid looks a little too old to be a lap rider.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
Who really wants to lap dance with Santa anyway?
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Merry Christmas to all. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, Strob, Po’Dawg, LeoJim, theLost Wizard and more. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, and to all our friends who are missing someone special this year.
Look for Bleeb tomorrow. . . :)
geese28 over 2 years ago
Need that for grocery checkouts as well. Can’t understand why some customers want to ramble on and on with the cashier about the catheter a nurse put in for them
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Should have been a SPROING! in there somewhere.