Close to Home by John McPherson for December 30, 2021

The Sigma variant!

Super…:-(

MRSA me.

Just don’t let it get to his computer.

So doc, can you transform it back into it’s mild-mannered alter ego?

I’m going to give you a prescription for some kryptonite.

Would you prefer a tablet, liquid form, or as a nasal spray?

Well, you have to admit. One of the little buggers pretty much conquered the world.

As long as I have superhuman strength/durability, leap tall buildings in a single bound, faster than a bullet then it can stay

just give him Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pill

Appropriate cartoon for today’s world. Fortunately, we have developed vaccines to combat this virus, if you get the shots.

It’s looks as though it’s the evil, pink, man-faced-chicken strain!

… he really needs to consult a specialist and I’m thinking that specialist should probably be Colonel Sanders!

That looks more like a giant turkey gizzard!

You don’t say……

Doc, you might want to keep your distance, that bug looks nasty.