Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for January 12, 2022

Unplug it and jiggle the cord?

Remember to remove any backup batteries first!

That might’ve been what started the trouble to begin with.

Ctrl, Alt, Delete.

don’t forget to take a backup first…

Could be the Mother-in-Law Board.

Reboot!

Hello I.T. …

Easy for you to say.

After five sessions with a marriage counselor, she told us that we were two people who shouldn’t be together. So we broke up … with the counselor.

My wife and I were together for ten years until her death.

I enjoy camping. The Mrs and the girls do not. More than once we have taken trips where they might be in a hotel in the park and I am out in the boonies. Yosemite and Banff come to mind.

Oh that you could!

Obviously they have a virus and need their malware updated.

So that explains the people who divorce then remarry each other years later. After a few upgrades on both partners, hopefully.

Yes. Turned it off for six months. Got back together. Only lasted another six months.