Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, Santa does not have the “naughty list!” It’s Krampus and you don’t want to “upset” him!! He can be a monster!!

/SHMIRK/

It’s more of a “Not I” list (the Family Circus “Not Me” character is on it).

Heck, back in the day, Black Peter came and took the naughty kids away to work in his coal mine.

Ah, poor kid. He traumatised by cruel cancel culture.

Santa’s the one who’s fearing the cancel mob.

Isn’t it great how the media can take a complex reaction to controversial figures and think a single word can explain it to their more conservative followers?

I wonder if Santa has a Facebook page and if he unfriendly naughty people?

That’s how it’s should be if you’ve been bad. Unless you prefer Krampus to give you what you deserve instead

Being on the naughty list isn’t all that bad.

What’s bad is being on the TOP of the naughty list!

Yet another reason to cancel, permanently, the cancellers