Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for December 10, 2021

Sugar is great!!! Until you have to take insulin.

great just great

Yikes, Tony’s gone Full Brimley!

Sugar Frosted Flakes are now just called Frosted Flakes

Super Sugar Puffs are Golden Puffs

The word may be gone from the label, but there is still plenty of sugar in the box

What about Honeynut Cheerios, Tony?

Before anyone says anything about Tony’s name being on “the wrong side of his neckerchief,” here’s proof that it’s been seen on both sides:

https://www.deliver-grocery.ca/4474-thickbox_default/kelloggs-frosted-flakes-141-kg.jpg

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Q5bZkJgRcarMHPy49KVnQQHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300

Ron English has made a vinyl “Fat Tony.” Unfortunately it’s sold out at his shop, but he has other choices in his “Cereal Killers” line: https://shoppopaganda.com/collections/cereal-killers

Tony the Tiger came up in my music research the other day: were you aware he sang “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”? The next time you listen to it you can readily imagine it being sung by Tony (a.k.a. Thurl Ravenscroft) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ

… and union-busting.

“Ittttttssss Not Great!”

This isn’t GRRRRRRRRRREAT!