Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 22, 2022

They have Chili in Heaven?

I knew it.

He has been like this for 40 days.

… and thus god created man.

Looked at another way, God’s letting Satan throw darts at His butt.

Collins may be reflecting on one of those off color tunes by “The Hot Nuts”.

Time to cut back on the Taco Bell….

There once was a man from Portsmouth Mass. Who had……… An old crude limerick.

God? …or William Wallace??

And here I thought we were getting censored.

What did you think, lightning came from his fingertips?

If Qanon picks up on this a third of the country will be believing it.

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!! Love it!

thought that would be the source of thunder

Be careful doing that, otherwise, you’ll be a bit Thor.

This always happens on a “Election Year”! ;)

So that’s what they mean by a crack of lightning.