Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 21, 2022

Must be happy hour..

Must be the Splatz beer.

Keep the door open!!!

Welcome to the Toot-Toot bar&grill!!!

/SHMIRK/

“Splatz Beer: We’ll make you fart, it’s true, but it’ll mostly be flats!”

Aroma-therapy…

He didn’t realize he was going to Tooters.

Never go into a bar called The Beanery.

Where’s the guy sounding a whole note? Or harmonizing it with a basso profundo belch?

I don’t know how to speak music.

Toot’s bar. Flatulence is free.

That looks like a dangerous place to be smoking.

Chili night at the ’ol watering hole.

Rockin and a rollin…mama’s and papa’s!

Needs a butt trumpet.

Yeah, I remember they use to have “Beans and cheap draft nights” at the local pub.

mine are a whole symphony

The blonde at the counter needs another beer. That one’s flat.

The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is lookin’ for the lady in the halter top. Appears there’s danger of fallout.