Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 23, 2021

I would rather have a bowl full of Jell-O.

That should help keep that jelly belly in “shape”!

Is it seedless jelly? Peach jelly is the pits if it’s not.

For he’s a jelly good fellow. That nobody can deny.

I guess Santa puts the jelly on the carrots to give some flavor.

That’s soup, stupid! Warm it up in the microwave.

How nice, they even left something for the deer.

Interesting that no one leaves Santa coffee- he probably does not want a cold drink.

The cookies all look like sad-faced emojis!

After the 3,642,245th bowl you get a little tired of it…..

Is that cranberry jelly?

The jelly and cookies are for the reindeer. The carrots are for “fat” Santa.

Those were actually jelly donuts but got left too close to the fire

“Then turned with a jerk…”