Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 02, 2022

Oh, flip.

Time to blackmail The Energizer Bunny” Poncho

It’s the Apocalypse!

The karmic equation is very clear here.

If you attack and injured a mailman, you will face the consequences.

It’s obviously a case of assault and battery.

Well Poncho I guess paws make it hard to change batteries ;-)

first world problems. like, the microwave is broken, but do you have food to put in it? My power windows are broken, but did the car start? Suck it up buttercup.

Hey, there are different sizes of wins and losses. A big win is worth 10 little losses. The trick is to grade your activities appropriately.

Get the mailman out of the hole.

The irony is that the mailman was about to deliver new batteries.

Poncho’s eyes say “nervous breakdown.” :)

I once saw a baseball player come up for his very first major league at bat and get a hit. So for a brief, shining moment he had a 1.000 average.

“Tragedy is when the batteries in my remote are dead. Comedy is when you fall through a hole in the ice and die.”

- Poncho Brooks

Paul … too much eggnog? (panels 1, 3, 4 + 5). i.e. : Anatomically impossible.

Is that a SIDEWALK that Poncho dug the hole in?