Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 13, 2021

One sip and you’ll be beside yourself.

I’ve had enough of this; time to split!

Fortunately you actually don’t really have to think about it, it just happens.

If this is what coffee does to you, then I’m quitting coffee.

Chemistry before biology. Then I had two back-to-back study halls to flirt with prospective study mates.

Aw… Don’t cell yourself short.

I stick mytoesis to check the bath water temperature before I get in, but I’ve already had a few coffees.

Microbiologic humor. Excellent!

Old-timer speaking, “Back in my day they were never allowed to show procreation in the comics.”

Claim is false, women would ovulate daily otherwise, and hens do ovulate almost daily while being denied any coffee ever.

Mitosis is your tosis.

Seems like I’m always having to look something up when I go through my daily comics. High school was a LONG time ago.

The one on the right is gonna need a cigarette.

I don’t think about my toesies before coffee. In fact I can’t even feel them.

Grandpa?

Engaging in reproductive activity before breakfast? Hell, yes!

Is the first cell still alive?

“Hello metaphase!” “Hello anaphase!”