Wee ants can kill some; I owe my life to my GP sadly retired after all my mishaps. The worse being slicing my foot off to hang the American flag. It was reattached by another doctor making jokes at my expense while he put me back correctly. I almost died from the ant bite, though, but was resuscitated, but Florida has got some bugs that’ll felled you real quick.
IT was a wasp that got me on the nose… and my right arm… and my left arm…
My cousins and I were throwing rocks at the wasp nest under the mailbox. Nobody was hitting it, so I picked up a handful of gravel and threw that. I hit it, and paid the price.
A squirrel accidentally bit my cousin on his middle finger when my slightly inebriated relative was trying to feed it a peanut. The bite required a trip to the Emergency Room for a couple of stitches and a rabies shot ( just as a precaution )… Imagine the laughs we had at his expense over that one!
C about 3 years ago
Supportive wives are great
sirbadger about 3 years ago
At least he’s not a male fashion model.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
He looks better that way, more rugged.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 3 years ago
Remember Dudley Moore in 10?
rshive about 3 years ago
When I was very young, I got stung by a bee at a family reunion. Oh the hurt! Luckily, an aunt put an ice cube on it.
flyertom about 3 years ago
My grandmother told me a story of, as a little girl in Poland, she was stung IN the nose by a bee. She said her face looked like a broccoli.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
Wee ants can kill some; I owe my life to my GP sadly retired after all my mishaps. The worse being slicing my foot off to hang the American flag. It was reattached by another doctor making jokes at my expense while he put me back correctly. I almost died from the ant bite, though, but was resuscitated, but Florida has got some bugs that’ll felled you real quick.
Technicholls about 3 years ago
So does he inject the Epi-pen into his nose?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 3 years ago
IT was a wasp that got me on the nose… and my right arm… and my left arm…
My cousins and I were throwing rocks at the wasp nest under the mailbox. Nobody was hitting it, so I picked up a handful of gravel and threw that. I hit it, and paid the price.
OddGobb about 3 years ago
From one red nose to another. ( different circumstances though ) https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2021/12/22?ct=v&cti=2436543
mindjob about 3 years ago
Wearing a tie to the doctor’s office proves he’s a class act
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is a day for noses, check out today’s “bacon” comic.
kartis about 3 years ago
“Out patients” or “out of patience”…. am I right?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Whatever you say, Mrs. Calabash
Erichalfbee about 3 years ago
Yesh dear, hic!
Linguist about 3 years ago
A squirrel accidentally bit my cousin on his middle finger when my slightly inebriated relative was trying to feed it a peanut. The bite required a trip to the Emergency Room for a couple of stitches and a rabies shot ( just as a precaution )… Imagine the laughs we had at his expense over that one!
Mediatech about 3 years ago
If I be waspish, best beware my sting. – Shakespeare
monya_43 about 3 years ago
Well, she sure is sympathetic…NOT!
billdaviswords about 3 years ago
“Outpatient” is one word.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Jimmy Durante!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Bee Hive you say…..
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 3 years ago
She’s chewing him out for letting his nose swell so much.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
What a stinging remark.
sandflea about 3 years ago
That’s what happened to Jimmy Durante.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’d like to see the “before” picture — what does his nose usually look like?