Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 23, 2021

They’re just playing Twister. Left bulb green.

ORGY!!

Christas lights and alcohol do not mix well.

That’s how our rights look the day after Thanksgiving (weather permitting) when we usually put them up.

Tune in, turn on and TRY to get out!

COME ON EVERYBODY, LET’S DO THE TWIST

With you guys, it’s always that kind of party!

Lets plant some of those bulbs and see what grows.

After the party, Phil-lamented that he’d been LED astray.

I wonder that I’ve never seen a cartoon, or in real life even, where someone just hung the whole tangled ball from a hook and left it at that.

Spin the wheel and call the shots, Twister ties you up into knots. (The best games are from Milton Bradley). LOL

Kinky

And the lights aren’t social distanced!

“What a crazy party we we went to last night – everyone was wired!”

Hey! Get your bulb out of my socket!!

That’s why I kept all those wrapping paper tubes. You can wrap the lights around them.

They look shocked and illuminated

Who’s BRIGHT idea was this? Long on wire but short on lights!

Ouch, that must really hurt.

You would think that they would have remembered the cracked insulation incidents from last year.

Where is the child care for the LEDs?

Let’s make some beautiful light together!

a twisted Christmas party! awesome!

They should play twisted sisters CD – a twisted Christmas.

The one who wanted to go always says that.

This is the Christmas lights version of Twister.

My Eyes!!!

let’s get lit !

Oh, come on, it’s critically important at the Winter Solstice to encourage the gods to inaugurate the trend toward spring and prosperity and increase. And what better way to make the point than inseminating anything that moves.

Once again, a metaphor for after you join Facebook.

Well, how many are following you on that cord?

It’s always that kind of party with that lot.