Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2021

Figures.

It looks as though Ralph is wearing a white yarmulke.

You really like wasting your time don’t you Honeybunch.

My resolution for 2022: I’m not just going to correspond with women on my dating website, but ask them out for walks too!

Probably more pages than that are needed.

Now you can do as much for her.

re: a prefix, occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, used with the meaning “again” or “again and again” to indicate repetition, or with the meaning “back” or “backward” to indicate withdrawal or backward motion

solution: the act of solving a problem, question, etc.

resolution: the act of solving a problem again…or according to some the definition of insanity…

New Year’s resolution make as much sense as waiting to replace your car’s battery until the Equinox. Which is to say, “None”.

If only everyone else would just …

She just crossed the line.

Reason 80085 that my ex is my ex.

Wally said, is feed the dog on there?

“Good for you! Congratulations on keeping that hope alive that you can change me!” ☺

My resolution is to do all the things I said I was going to do in March 2020.

Sorry, but the only way you can fix us is have us “fixed”

Only two pages……

Couldn’t think of anything for yourself, huh. One thing comes to mind.

As long as your marriage is fine folks.

The nickname needs to change from “Honeybunch” to “Harridan”.

Tell her where to shove that list. How rude can you be, Homelybish?