Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 30, 2021

Smells like yur in there…

Yummy. Did it have hollandaise sauce smothering it?

Sparky claims that’s fake news

… and Poncho needed that news because …?

Poncho did Sparky get the Asparagus with the Bacon/Cheese sauce ? Sniff again ;-)

I used to say dogs were reading the newspaper. But now, I’m pretty sure it’s Facebook or Twitter or which ever is used today.

I wonder if the people who make fire hydrants own dogs?

After reading the neighborhood p-mail, my dog will add her comment. She will lift her leg and add her opinion. Yes, she. My little girl is boyish.

There were some birds outside using Twitter.

One day, while I was at Costco, a bunch of firemen were buying stuff for the firehouse. I went up to one of them and asked him “did it ever occur to you, that when you hook up a hose to a fire hydrant, that all the dogs in the neighborhood peed on that hydrant”? He looked stunned for a moment, and they said “I guess that’s why we wear gloves”.

PSA: If you live near a fire hydrant and it snows enough to cover it, be a good citizen and dig it out. The life you save may be yours! I dig the one out at the end of the street, as well as the curb ramps.