Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 21, 2021

I mostly know that song for it’s parody, “Hark! The Off-Key Carolers Sing”

Please tell me unicorns do NOT go out caroling like that.

Wow.

If it’s to the tune of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing,” the comma looks misplaced after the first three “Mes.” It seems to be in the middle of the word “Herald.”

I think it’s the Royal Me.

Sounds like a mutual self-admiration society!

And despite all the poking, nobody seemed to get the point?

Like goats!

Have we not seen unicorns poking each other with horns in this strip? Man, so much unexplored territory yet to be revealed…

I’m thinking they never determined an answer, either, they just got too sore from all the poking to really bother continue thinking about it.

When unicorns don’t sing and it goes on longer than three months, it qualifies as a theological discussion.

“I bet you think this song is about you; don’t you….”

If she’s trying to sing in solfrgio, she’s got it all wrong! It goes like this:

So, Do, Do, Ti-Do, Me, Me, Re, So, So, So, Fa-Me, Re, Me.

So, Do, Do, Ti-Do, Me, Me, Re, So, Re, Re, Do-Ti, La, So.

(Somebody’s gotta finish it. I typed this on December 29th, 2022, 10:12 AM EST, and I hope someone understands!)

Next, she’ll tell Phoebe that all unicorns believe they’re Santa Claus. :P