Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 22, 2021

Oh darn.

Yay!

Kale, invented by the Devil himself!!!

I can’t believe people didn’t go for the kale canes.

Don’t shut it down… just ship it off to the Halloween division.

Just needs different marketing. Mistlekale anyone?

Maybe needs to add some pumpkin spice? Yeah, that’s gonna help.

New at Starbucks: Kaleppuccino!!

Kale ripple ice cream is coming!

Thank you Santa!!!

Lots of heavy cream and cheese will fix anything. https://food52.com/recipes/32429-lacinato-kale-gratin. And yes, I have made this many times. My favorite way to eat kale.

No, no. Just add a lot more Ranch Dressing. Or the chef’s obligatory butter and garlic.

I thought Kale was the replacement for the lump of coal in the low carbon economy.

i was born a picky eater, but kale far exceeds what passes for iceberg lettuce now

Kale… Kale… The gangs all… Never mind.

Well, isn’t that just my luck…

Kale cookies, anyone?

Kale. Alternative spelling abomination