Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 24, 2021

Don’t get married on Valentine’s Day. (I mean this seriously. You’ll regret it every anniversary.)

Tank is right. I mean, when is Covid gonna end? It has to end sooner or later.

Be careful, Tank. Say one more wrong thing and that stocking full of coal gets applied to your cranium.

I’m thinking she wants a 2022 wedding, Tank…

Rimshot !

Your job is to just show up, Tank.

and a couch to sleep on

Nice try, Tank, nice try…

I never understood the whole coal/toys thing. Naughty kids don’t get toys. Nice kids get to freeze to death.