Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2021

That should be fairly obvious….

Because he was a politician

“Because I carry alot of crap around – I’m a regular Gregor Samsa-nite.”

Because I have brown eyes.

He woke up as a dung beetle because…err… well, he needed to prove everybody wrong. $#/! does roll up hill.

People kept telling me that I was full of … dung …

Because he was so full of S—t. (he blamed it on constipation.)

Or maybe this is the future after Jeff Bezos has died.

Best “laugh out loud” of the day!

If you don’t know, I’m not gonna tell you!

Normal IT manager dream. As a bonus, not only can’t you reach the shift key, you have to deal with Ctl & Alt as well.

…because I was so full of s**t! Like most politicians! ;o}

So a dung beetle walks into a bar… “Is this stool taken?”

Back in the ‘70s there were two types of candies made by the same company. One was Turtles, which was chocolate, caramel and pecans. The other was Almondillos which was chocolate, caramel and almonds. Their advertising mascots were a chocolate turtle and a chocolate armadillo respectively. In one ad the armadillo is talking to the turtle saying, "I’m called ‘Almondillo’ because I’m full of almonds. Why are you called ‘Turtles’?"

The first time I saw it was on the subway and I broke out laughing. As I recall, that ad was only around for a very short time.

He doesn’t recognize Donald Trump?

Black is the new orange.

Beats the crap out of me, Gregor.

Nicely drawn. Thank you.

Reinconsternation.