Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 13, 2021

Been there, done that.

Oops, you may have to forget the Nintari 16!

So, that was the real Santa?

You just assaulted one of his helpers and you think you’re going to get anything besides coal this year?

One of the Mall Santas in Red Deer AB had a real one

Well at least the ’stache is real.

He’s not just going to get a visit from Krampus, is he?

Guess who is now on the naughty list.

Youch, that’s gonna sting for days!

I worked in a shopping center office during college. The Santa took vacation from his real job to play him, and he had a beard that was attached to the wig so that if a kid pulled it, it wouldn’t come off.

At this rate Kevin’s gonna have to return some of last year’s presents.

Oh nooooo!

oh god, 9.6/10

Lmao

why does the santa look like the one from wallace the brave?

Reminds me of that scene from “Elf”.

Miles had already warned him the mall Santas weren’t real!

And that is exactly why you’re on the naughty list you little goblin! No new video games for you!