Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 07, 2022

Kiddie size. That’s all I can afford.

Do you still have the economical offer? Ya know only one piece of corn and a match?

Here in my neighborhood, there’s the Eagle’s Deli, which serves King Kong burgers and Godzilla burgers. Just ask the guy from Man Vs Food.

No thanks. I smuggled some in under my jacket!

And, if you buy the “value pack” we throw in a gallon softdrink for an additional $20!

Anything larger than a small and you’ll have to take out a second mortgage on the house.

The small is 3 oz for $6, the medium is 30 oz for $6.50. The small exists only so that you will order the medium.

He’ll need a dolly to carry the big one.

The small one costs a fortune. The godzilla costs an arm and a leg and the rest of your body parts.

But wait! Which is bigger, King Kong or Godzilla? I haven’t seen that movie for a long time.

Peanuts, popcorn, ten cents a bag… two dollars a hand full.