Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 31, 2021

Jump on board.

That’s gonna make a big “FOOOOOM!!!!” tonight!!

Considering the spot he’s standing in, I don’t think the king is in a good position to criticize other people’s judgment.

Bung must be emptying the bottle to put it in for launching.

So long as the explody part doesn’t contain a nuclear component to make the bang bigger, bigger is better

The “big firecracker” seems different in the last panel – smaller and with the stripes going “the other direction”.

Clouding could be an understatement if the King is still there at T-zero.

China has a bigger one and guess where it’s pointed?

Does the king really want to stand where he’s standing?

Reminds me of the fireworks scene in “The Coneheads”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDiwRyL_9xQ

ya think…

I prefer more than bigger, but that’s just me. You be you Wiz. Let’s see where this goes. Just let me get a few miles away first.

After seeing “The Fellowship of the Ring” I decided that if I ever had a fireworks display, I’d want a wizard to do it. Sooo…

No internal guidance system?

I think Wiz is just happy that this year is over. I think most of us are tired of covid.

King, I wouldn’t stand there!

China is working on a project to control the enemy’s mind….they’ve certainly lost theirs…

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE GANG!

Oh No! There’s going to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom, in ID tonight

“Mine’s bigger” Otter to Dean Wormer’s wife in “Animal House”

https://quotegeek.com/quotes-from-movies/animal-house/7844/

Pro tip: Before implementing anything that outdoes your own work, figure out how you’re going to (safely) outdo this one next time.

Somebody better tell shorty to move or the next year is really going to start with a bang.

Pulease, not in my neighborhood.

It’s fine. Just stand right there for a good view

The king might want to move…….

We have a bigger one than North Korea. The orange bugaboo told us so.

Everyone get your goggles and earmuffs ready…..

The Chinese wouldn’t have been able to hit the broadside of a barn with their rockets if Bill Clinton hadn’t sent people to teach them what they were doing wrong…