Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 07, 2022

Gee, what kind of salad might that be??

Next time have the apples and walnuts salad.

No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.

Julius Caesar

What did he expect from a Caesar salad?

I took a Latin class in high school

I didn’t take the class because of the cute girls, but that is the reason I joined Latin Club

Seize your salad, and take it out of ear-shot of your ventriloquist friend.

“Carpe vinum!” (Seize the wine!)

ALL ventriloquists think they are hilarious

Now I wish I was a ventriloquist.

Oh stop horsing around!

Horace really likes his caesar salads.

Shuda taken a stab at it, Horace…!

Just stab it a few times to complete the transition.

Horace, it is funny.

Usually it says it’s nutritious.

Horace shouldn’t let a salad call him a brute!

What’s left now? Starvation?

An educated salad, speaking Latin and all.