The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 30, 2021

Or is that Bruce Offspring’s Teen?

And soon you can take the kid back to your Hometown.

His son had to settle for the E Ward band.

Yeah, “Boss Baby”. But are you also “Born to Run”?

You can snap it closed Patti, the shows over.

He wasn’t quite on key at this time. He was a little OFF.

they’ll take him down to the river to baptize him…

I think mom needs a bit of attention there!

Give the poor kid a moment. He was just Blinded by the Light.

How many people still think that this is a patriotic song?

These will be the parents’ “Glory Days.”

But was it in Nebraska?

They’ll think of a “brilliant disguise” before leaving the hospital.

They were going to use the hospital on Tenth Avenue, but their heating system was broken.

The response to a newborn who can speak is NOT that.

Where’s the E Street Band!?

At least he is no longer Dancing in the Dark.

Fresh off the assembly line.

It’s kind of dumb and corny, but me like.

He won’t ever have to crawl, ’cause baby, he was born to run.