Athletes are the topic of two of the RBION drawings today, so I will follow that theme.
An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium at the 1976 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony.
“Don’t get me wrong" says the Englishman, “winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one’s feet up and having a nice cup of tea”.
“You Englishman” snorts the Frenchman. “You have no sense of romance. The greatest pleasure in life is going on holiday without your wife, and meeting a beautiful girl with whom you have a passionate love affair before returning back home to work”.
“You are both wrong” scoffs the Russian. “The greatest pleasure in life is when you are sleeping at home and the KGB breaks your door down at 3 AM, bursts into your room and says ‘Ivan Ivanovich, you are under arrest’ and you can reply ‘Sorry tovarisch, Ivan Ivanovich lives next door’”.
I heard of a guy that was pulled over 500 feet by a car with only three wheels when he forgot to engage the brake. Of course, that was over 60 years ago so not sure if it is accurate, but I heard…….
pearlsbs almost 3 years ago
Here is a video of the backflip if anyone cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sQL6uPfXg0&ab_channel=GuinnessWorldRecords
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
So the Chinese man did how many feet per second in order to accomplish that feat?
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
Two cannibals were dining on a sushi chef. The wife says “Did you even cook this guy???”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
I was wondering why he went exactly 164 feet. Turns out it’s 50 meters.
MermaidStitcher almost 3 years ago
Not to take anything away from Zhang but what type of car was it? A Mini Cooper, 3/4 ton pickup or a Hummer? The Devil is in the details.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Athletes are the topic of two of the RBION drawings today, so I will follow that theme.
An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium at the 1976 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony.
“Don’t get me wrong" says the Englishman, “winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one’s feet up and having a nice cup of tea”.
“You Englishman” snorts the Frenchman. “You have no sense of romance. The greatest pleasure in life is going on holiday without your wife, and meeting a beautiful girl with whom you have a passionate love affair before returning back home to work”.
“You are both wrong” scoffs the Russian. “The greatest pleasure in life is when you are sleeping at home and the KGB breaks your door down at 3 AM, bursts into your room and says ‘Ivan Ivanovich, you are under arrest’ and you can reply ‘Sorry tovarisch, Ivan Ivanovich lives next door’”.
Until next time.
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
“There’s a man walking upside down—” Let It All Hang Out," The Hombres.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
That head was returned after they found a better doorstop
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
Yes but it was a Tonka Toy car.
Take care, may head enthusiast Leroy “Hey, It’s Natural Birth Control” Jonesord be with you, and gesundheit.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I heard of a guy that was pulled over 500 feet by a car with only three wheels when he forgot to engage the brake. Of course, that was over 60 years ago so not sure if it is accurate, but I heard…….
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wow. I’ve got to check out this Ashley Watson. I wonder if he performed a re-grasp of the opposite bar after travelling 19’.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice to know the statue in Gray’s Island cemetery finally got ahead after 20 years.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Did Chinese P.E. teacher Zhang Shang Alang Ading Dong hurt his fingers when he walked on his hands? Sounds painful.
unlikemost2 almost 3 years ago
Both are amazing.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Why did the cemetery keep the statue around for 20 years when it was missing the head?
ex window inspector almost 3 years ago
Did the car have an engine and tranny in it?